Sunday, February 13, 2011

Motivation



I am sitting here on Friday night, updating my playlist on my iPhone preparing for the affiliate competition at Crossfit TNT tomorrow. As I add Linkin Park and Disturbed, I think about all the different things that motivate people. Motivation is the driving force which causes people to achieve goals.

The nastalgia of Friday nights from almost ten years comes to the forefront of my memory. Fifty young men, most still battling the identity between boyhood and becoming a man, crowded shoulder pad to shoulder pad in the locker room. Silent except for the occasional shuffle of a cleat on the concrete. After an uncomfortable few minutes, the door to the locker room would open and our coach would walk in like General Patton about to address his troops before taking the battlefield. His face never answered the question as to whether he was happy with our play or disappointed in our performance. We waited uncomfortably on one knee. The silence was broken by his voice, hoarse from barking orders the whole first half. He spoke the familiar message, reminding us of the hours spent in the triple digit temperatures of two-a-days. The hard work we put in during the off season in the weight room. The repetition upon repetition from each practice that got us to this point. He could have been reading logorithms from my math book but it was how he spoke the words that brought them to life. By this time my heart was racing. I eyed the cinder block wall, wondering if I could just run through it onto the field. He would always conclude with one question: "What are you going to do?" Then fifty players would stand in unison yelling warcries and smacking shoulder pads, exiting the locker room like gladiators entering the arena.
People are motivated differently. I like to watch how a fighter enters the cage. Some fighters walk out expressionless. They get their orders from the ref and stand in their corner. Relaxed. Almost an eerie calmness. Others enter like rabied pitbulls. Punching and slapping their body, running all over the cage.
What motivates ME? Most of the time it's music. Lyrics screamed from Five Finger Death Punch and Dropkick Murphys. I am motivated by competition. I need a target to chase and a target on my own back. I need to know that people are watching. I hate letting anyone down. And I'm motivated by my self. There is a calm ten seconds before the competition begins. I silently say a few words to the man upstairs, asking him for the strength to complete each workout. 3...I no longer hear the crowd, my wife, my team mates. 2...I have to stick to my game plan. Did I prepare enough. 1...Leave it all out on the floor. No regrets. Go! When the final weights drop and the horn sounds, I become my worst critic. The harshest motivation is the most difficult question...Did I leave it all?




Crossfit TNT workouts:

Workout I:

Each team has 15 minutes to find their one rep max shoulder press and calories rowed.

Workout II:

As a team complete 80 burpees, 160 wall balls, 160 KB snatch, 160 box jumps, 160 thrusters, 80 burpees.

Workout III

Two guys and two girls rotate through four stations for one minute each. One guy and one girl are going at a time. The other guy and girl are holding a plate above their heads. Rotate and repeat. Stations: Power Cleans 135#, Double Unders, Pullups, Toes-to-bar.




Workout IV


Each team member must bearcrawl 15 lengths of the floor and then find their consecutive rep max on OH squat 115/75.





Friday, January 21, 2011

The Five Dollar Daddy




This week has definitely been a blessing. I PR'ed on two of the lifts that I have been stagnant at for awhile, the Snatch and Overhead Squat. I also had a holiday and a snow day to enjoy with my family, and with those days comes new adventures from Jalah. Her fear of the tomato(tornado) warnings in the spring bring back memories of the cartoon 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' I watched as a kid. She constantly asks us if we remember when she was four even though it was only three weeks ago she celebrated her fifth birthday. I could write a book from the vantage point of her imagination and it would outsell any Harry Potter or Chronicles of Narnia. I will share with you a glimpse of some of these stories. I may only be a five dollar dad but she is definitely my Million Dollar Baby.

Ranked number three in my book is the most recent of our encounters. Yesterday morning I received a text from my boss that the office was closed due to snow and ice on the roads. I gently shook my wife awake and gave her the news. Then burrowed my head back into my pillow and let the Ambien continue its course. At seven AM we were greeted by the sound of Jalah's voice as she was running up and down the hallway. "I did it. I did it. I told you I could do it," she exclaimed. "What is it you did, J?" "I did the snow dance and made the snow come back. You've GOT to see this!" So Shan and I climbed out of bed and looked over her shoulder out the window. Sure enough there was snow covering the entire backyard, and the biggest smile ever on a little girl's face. Well when your daughter tells you she did a snow dance, the next item on the agenda is to have her demonstrate this spectacle. So she embarrassingly showed us a few moves and raced to her room to get her snow gear on. The story continues to this morning when she was looking out the window again and informed her mother that more snow had fallen. When interrogated as to whether or not she had danced more, she replied that she had only shown me a few moves and that's why only a little snow had fallen.

My second favorite comes from a book that we occasionally read at night called 'Chip and Cookie.' The book report synopsis of this story is this: A woman named Aunt Della runs out of chocolate chips to make cookies so she creates two magical cookies out of paper that come to life and travel to the palace of Sultan Semi Sweet to get more chocolate chips, meeting many other characters on the way. The problem is this. We read this book EVERY night when she first got it. So I started changing things up a bit. In the most southern black woman's voice I could muster, I retold the story of Chip and Cookie (who became Chip and Dip) and made up every word in the book. During 'Jalah' week at school, J informed the class that Chip and Dip is her favorite book and promised the class that I will come in and read it to them. I've already come up with 37 excuses as to why I cant come in and shock her private Catholic school teacher with my Aunt Jamima impressions.

And the grand prize story goes to the Five Dollar Daddy. During a conversation with her one night she was talking about her life 'before she had a dad,' which prompted us to probe her further. What took place next could not be described in words. Fortunately I captured it on my Flip.


This week I PR'ed on two lifts: Overhead Squat (285) and Snatch (225).
My Max effort Snatch

My Max Effort OH Squat

My Max

Wednesday, January 12, 2011


What ever happened to "Go play outside!" Saturday mornings and everyday over the summer, my mom would utter these words to us, and it was usually before 9am. So my brother and I would trudge out into the lawn wondering what to do, but imaginations would take over and we would build forts in the woods, challenge the very masculine neighbor girl to a game of soccer, or invent some game involving broomsticks and bottlecaps. Before long, the lone street light that sat on the corner of our property flickered, illuminating the entire yard, the quiet humm marking a pause in our adventure, like a bookmark in a book, ready to start again right where we left off when the sun comes up again.

Men no longer hide behind shields and swords, their faces scarred with the wounds of battle, war garments stained in blood. They no longer hide behind the sweat and dirt caked on their face, hands cracked from the constant abuse of running a farm or working construction. And kids no longer play outside. Men now hide behind their iPods and Blackberries, wearing dress shirts stained with coffee and jelly donuts. Callouses have been replaced with carpel tunnel from typing. Man once had strong shoulders from carrying, hauling, building, and throwing. Those shoulders have now become hunched over, casualties from staring blankly into the depths of Google and Microsoft. And videogames...our youth's entertainment.

I can only imagine the conversation I will have with my son as he comes home from school with tales of recess. He will wonder why the teacher picked the teams randomly from slips of paper placed in a box. He will wonder why everyone, even the kids who dont want to play, gets a chance to bat. He will wonder why even though someone struck out, they were aloud to take first base so they had a chance to run the bases. He will lastly wonder why they were not aloud to keep score. We're all winners. And we definitely do not want negatively impact the egos of a child by picking him fourth instead of first. And everone in the class gets A's just for showing up, no matter how many pullups you can do, or if you take eight or eighteen minutes to run a mile.

What are the implecations of taking competition out of society? Man was born to compete. To battle. What are the implications of taking away PE and recess? What happens when kids lose the ability to jump, throw, roll, and tumble? The answer lies in us as adults. Our lazy society. Our society thinks its someone else's problem. And our society doesnt work hard because there is some program, some socialist president, and some handout available.

Ponder this: Roman soldiers were required to march at a daily pace of 20 miles in five hours. DAILY. And with a 70 pound pack on their back. Today people are happy with a few minutes on the treadmill before they sit and watch their favorite reality trash show.

Workouts:
Saturday Jan 8, 2011
Roy
5 Rounds:
15 Deadlift 225
20 box jumps 24"
25 Pullups
16:47

Sunday Jan 9, 2011
Max Effort Clean
275=5 pound PR

Monday Jan 10, 2011
11 Clean & Jerks 185#
33 KB Swings 2 pood
9 Clean & Jerks
27 KB Swings
7 Clean & Jerks
21 KB Swings
5 Clean & Jerks
15 KB Swings
3 Clean & Jerks
9 KB Swings
16:53

Tuesday Jan 11, 2011
3 rounds:
6 muscle ups
30 wall balls 20#
12 Hand Stand Push Ups
15 Power Cleans 135
15:00

Wednesday Jan 12, 2011
AMRAP 15 min
Row 250
25 Pushups
7 rounds plus 250 row plus 15 pushups
then
7 rounds
7 Thrusters 115#
70' Bearcrawl
7 Burpees
70' Bearcrawl
right at 20:00

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

"Life does not wait for you my friend," Ozzie Osbourne.



Ok so it's been over two months since I've posted. Partially because I've increased my client load, partially because we cancelled our internet at the house, and most importantly, I became a dad for the second time. Now I met Jalah when she was potty trained and talking so this infant thing was a whole new ball game. Jaxx entered this world on September 21 (sorry Kyle we tried to wait a day) weighing just over seven pounds. Ten weeks later he weighs 14 pounds and is already 2 feet long and just PR'ed on deadlift for the second week in a row. Now Shan blames the fish oil she religiously took during her pregnancy but I blame the fact that I think she has mixed up the formula dispenser and my Progenex dispenser which are identical.
I never imagined that my life would be this amazing. Instead of my immaculate bachelor pad, clothes clean and in order, and going out on weekends, I have paitings forged from the imagination of a four year old hanging from the refrigerator, bottles littering the counter, sponge bob on the television, and the ever-so-common spit up stain on my shoulder. I have turned to Ambien to get me through the nights when baby lets us know that he hasn't eaten in ten minutes. My garage and my closet has been over taken by my wife's clothing and belongings. All this, and I wouldn't change a thing.

Two weekends ago we competed in the second annual Heart of America Challenge held in St. Charles, MO. Our team consisting of Grant, Melissa, Jessi (five weeks out of pregnancy), Jeremy, Shan (eight weeks out of pregnancy) and myself took third overall in the Rx division. The final event was 150m prowler push, 75m prowler pull, 150m wheelbarrow push, and 150m buddy carry. We were in fourth or fifth place about half way through. Our girls Jessi and Melissa kept us in the race the whole time and Jeremy and I took it home. We ended up finishing second in our heat and third in the event. My dad and step mom competed for the first time. They did awesome except for when my dad thought the weight vest had sleeves during the third workout. At the end of one of his workouts everyone on his team was hurled over in pain. With my Flip I captured one of the best Mike Memories ever. He gets into his stance, places his hat on his head, and cites: "Life does not wait for you my friend...Ozzie Osbourne" Then walks away. Thanks for that, Mike.

Today's workout:
10 min time limit:
9-6-3
Squat clean
Muscle ups
Rest for remainder of ten min.
Then complete:
24-18-12
Pullups
SDHP 95#
6:something on both and I think I pooped my pants.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Juiced




In my few years of coaching football and wrestling and in my time training athletes at Crossfit, I have occasionally been asked if I ever used steroids or performance enhancing drugs. Instead of hiding it or beating around the bush, I am always honest with my athletes.
Before I started Crossfit I was 215 pounds right around 10% body fat. I was strong. No neck. I was benching almost 400 pounds, repping 315 for sets of 6-8 with ease. The bars bended when I lifted them. I had to search for plates for my squat, well over 500. My thighs got too big for my dress clothes and jeans. I had to wear a 36-38 in waist to fit my 30-32 so the pants would at least make it over my legs. I worked out for 2 hours a day. Non stop. Super setting, drop setting, negatives, pyramids...stopping in the middle to chug a protein shake. That's what the magazines said to do. I had prescriptions to FLEX, Muscle and Fitness, Men's Fitness, and any other muscle magazine you could think of. I was a meat head. AND I DIDN'T DO IT FAIR.
It all started when a friend of mine asked me to try a new supplement, Methyl Masterdrol. I had no idea what it was. I just knew that it was over the counter and he looked like a Greek God. Couldn't be that bad, right? In a week I could see the gains. Within a month I could 225 rep what would make some NFL scouts raise eyebrows (28). I loved it. When the directions told me to cycle off for a few weeks, I ignored them and kept going. At the time a friend of mine who was also an Endocrinologist asked me what this bottle in my car was. I told her it was a supplement I was taking. She read the label then threw it back at me exclaiming, "what are you taking that crap for!" She proceeded to tell me that it was a pro hormone. Not quite on the steroid level, but bad enough. It was increasing my testosterone levels at an alarming rate and I wasn't doing anything to protect my organs from possible damage. My face turned red. I didn't know that I was taking a testosterone booster. That was my last day on the supplement but the effects lasted much longer. I noticed my maxes start dropping not just one or two pounds, but by ten to fifteen. I no longer had chiseled abs and chest but instead almost had to get a bra for my man boobs. Emotionally I was a wreck. I couldnt run a half a block without my lungs feeling like they were going to explode. I couldn't touch my toes, barely touch my shins. I pulled hamstrings just by walking. My joints hurt bad. My body ached just getting out of bed. I picked up the bottle almost daily, wanting to go back on it. In my mind I was nothing without that strength. Was it worth it? The answer is no. Not just because it's the thing to say, but in reality, I'm no better off for doing it. You cant stay on them forever and the side effects were relentless. It's been well over four years since I stopped taking them. I can now run long distances. I'm flexible. I feel better. My clothes fit. I challenge anyone who can bench 400 pounds to this question? When in life (besides the game of football) is it functional to bench that much. While benching 400, can you run a mile, do 30 consecutive pullups, jump on a 40 inch box, and still clean and jerk 260 overhead? I realized that my strength was not what made me. So to my athletes: It may seem like a quick fix. But it's just a band-aid. And when you take the band-aid off, you'll realize the wounds are so much more than flesh deep.

This week's workouts:

Max 3 rep OH Squat
245

Max 5 rep Front Squat
275

3 rounds:
30 wall balls
30 hang squat snatch 75#
14:21

Bench Press Max effort:
30-3-20-2-10-1
185-275-205-295-235-315

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I Need a Hero

This week has been the week for hero WOD's at the gym. Hero WOD's are bittersweet. They are amazingly tough. You have to grit your teeth and fight for every rep. They are made of heavy weight, tons of reps, and complex movements. However, they are created when a service member dies in the line of duty while serving to protect our freedom. Thank you to all the men and women who serve every day so I can lift the bar one more time, do one more pullup, sweat, fight, and claw through every workout. While doing AdamBrown there was a time during the second round when I wanted to set the 295# deadlift down and not pick it up. I thought of how Adam would give anything to do one more deadlift. We have many service members at our gym. Recently, Jason May went off for amphibious reconassaince training. Bad Ass. Andy and Jon in the Marines, Justin and his team of firefighters. Everyday I work next to true heroes. I thank each and every one of you for what you do for us. Ten bucks to whoever can make it through this video without crying.



"ADAMBROWN"

Two rounds for time of:
295 pound Deadlift, 24 reps
24 Box jumps, 24 inch box
24 Wallball shots, 20 pound ball
195 pound Bench press, 24 reps
24 Box jumps, 24 inch box
24 Wallball shots, 20 pound ball
145 pound Clean, 24 reps
31:40 rx

Navy Chief Special Warfare Operator (SEAL) Adam Lee Brown, 36, of Hot Springs, Arkansas, was killed on March 17th, 2010 in Komar Province, Afghanistan, in a battle against heavily armed militants. He is survived by his wife, Kelley, two children, Nathan and Savannah, and by his parents.

"I Need a Hero"
1 round of Badger
30 squat cleans 95#
30 pullups
Run 800M

1/3 of Heavy Randy
25 Power Snatches 95#

5 rounds of Nate
2 Muscle ups
4 HSPU
6 KB Swings 32kg

1 round of Ryan
7 muscle ups
21 Burpees (over a 12" parallet)

22:08 RX

In honor of Navy Chief Petty Officer Mark Carter, 27, of Virginia Beach, VA who was killed in Iraq 11 December 2007. (Badger)

Randy Simmons, 51, a 27 year LAPD veteran and SWAT team member was killed February 6 in the line of duty.

Chief Petty Officer Nate Hardy was killed Sunday February 4th during combat operations in Iraq. Nate is survived by his wife, Mindi, and his infant son Parker.

Maplewood, Missouri Firefighter, Ryan Hummert, 22, was killed by sniper fire July 21st 2008 when he stepped off his fire truck responding to a call. He is survived by his parents Andrew and Jackie Hummert.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Sometimes You Just Can't Win


So I am probably going to get in big trouble for writing this blog but I feel that this is an important topic to discuss. It has nothing to do with Crossfit, diet, training, exercise, or fitness. This has to do with the battle between husband and wife. It all started yesterday. During the course of my day, I check out the latest baseball scores on mlb.com, read the newest drama in my friends' lives through FaceSpace, look at the Crossfit main page and our Springfield page at least 139 times, and last but not least, I check out the latest news on cnn.com. Yesterday's site was littered with updates on BP, the Gulf, Lindsay Lohan, and A-Rod trying in vain to hit 600. At the very bottom was a story titled '"Sugarbabe favors negotiated infidelity" Could letting your man sleep with another woman help your relationship?'

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/08/03/negotiated.infidelity/index.html?npt=NP1

So right now I'm already an asshole for even reading the article but I wanted a good laugh and I love having good material to discuss with Uli as he struggles through the easiest of warmups at Crossfit (There's your shoutout Uli). The bottom line of the article is this. The wife says that her husband can sleep with whomever he wants as long as he doesn't stay the night. The husband says his wife can sleep with whomever she wants as long as she doesn't spoon.
*Disclaimer: I am 110% against any such agreement. This article is a great laugh at their reasoning*
Last night after dinner my wife and I were having some fun conversation and I brought up the article which I had read earlier in the day. Surprisingly, but not serious, she looks at me and says, "If I came to you with that same proposition, could you do it?" I went wrong with the following answer: "No, honey, I am way too jealous. I could never picture you with another guy."
Her response: "So, it's not because you just love me too much or you only want to be with me, but because you are too jealous?"
Sadam Hussein was convicted over the killing of 148 people in the town of Dujail following an assassination attempt on him in 1982. Not because of the hundreds of thousands he murdered in the Nineties when the US stormed Iraq. Not for any other war crimes other than 148 people he killed 30 years ago. Could the courts have had him executed for other larger, more obvious reasons? Yes. However, that one reason was all they needed. Case above; could I have used a thousand other reasons why I would never agree to the proposition? You bet. I threw out one reason and it bit me in the ass. The rest of the night, she just smirked and rolled her eyes at me, occasionally jabbing me with, "I'm glad you're jealous and its not just because you love me." I'm just glad my wife has a bigger sense of humor than I do. At least she pounds my face with kisses when she has me up against the ropes.