Thursday, August 26, 2010

Juiced




In my few years of coaching football and wrestling and in my time training athletes at Crossfit, I have occasionally been asked if I ever used steroids or performance enhancing drugs. Instead of hiding it or beating around the bush, I am always honest with my athletes.
Before I started Crossfit I was 215 pounds right around 10% body fat. I was strong. No neck. I was benching almost 400 pounds, repping 315 for sets of 6-8 with ease. The bars bended when I lifted them. I had to search for plates for my squat, well over 500. My thighs got too big for my dress clothes and jeans. I had to wear a 36-38 in waist to fit my 30-32 so the pants would at least make it over my legs. I worked out for 2 hours a day. Non stop. Super setting, drop setting, negatives, pyramids...stopping in the middle to chug a protein shake. That's what the magazines said to do. I had prescriptions to FLEX, Muscle and Fitness, Men's Fitness, and any other muscle magazine you could think of. I was a meat head. AND I DIDN'T DO IT FAIR.
It all started when a friend of mine asked me to try a new supplement, Methyl Masterdrol. I had no idea what it was. I just knew that it was over the counter and he looked like a Greek God. Couldn't be that bad, right? In a week I could see the gains. Within a month I could 225 rep what would make some NFL scouts raise eyebrows (28). I loved it. When the directions told me to cycle off for a few weeks, I ignored them and kept going. At the time a friend of mine who was also an Endocrinologist asked me what this bottle in my car was. I told her it was a supplement I was taking. She read the label then threw it back at me exclaiming, "what are you taking that crap for!" She proceeded to tell me that it was a pro hormone. Not quite on the steroid level, but bad enough. It was increasing my testosterone levels at an alarming rate and I wasn't doing anything to protect my organs from possible damage. My face turned red. I didn't know that I was taking a testosterone booster. That was my last day on the supplement but the effects lasted much longer. I noticed my maxes start dropping not just one or two pounds, but by ten to fifteen. I no longer had chiseled abs and chest but instead almost had to get a bra for my man boobs. Emotionally I was a wreck. I couldnt run a half a block without my lungs feeling like they were going to explode. I couldn't touch my toes, barely touch my shins. I pulled hamstrings just by walking. My joints hurt bad. My body ached just getting out of bed. I picked up the bottle almost daily, wanting to go back on it. In my mind I was nothing without that strength. Was it worth it? The answer is no. Not just because it's the thing to say, but in reality, I'm no better off for doing it. You cant stay on them forever and the side effects were relentless. It's been well over four years since I stopped taking them. I can now run long distances. I'm flexible. I feel better. My clothes fit. I challenge anyone who can bench 400 pounds to this question? When in life (besides the game of football) is it functional to bench that much. While benching 400, can you run a mile, do 30 consecutive pullups, jump on a 40 inch box, and still clean and jerk 260 overhead? I realized that my strength was not what made me. So to my athletes: It may seem like a quick fix. But it's just a band-aid. And when you take the band-aid off, you'll realize the wounds are so much more than flesh deep.

This week's workouts:

Max 3 rep OH Squat
245

Max 5 rep Front Squat
275

3 rounds:
30 wall balls
30 hang squat snatch 75#
14:21

Bench Press Max effort:
30-3-20-2-10-1
185-275-205-295-235-315

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I Need a Hero

This week has been the week for hero WOD's at the gym. Hero WOD's are bittersweet. They are amazingly tough. You have to grit your teeth and fight for every rep. They are made of heavy weight, tons of reps, and complex movements. However, they are created when a service member dies in the line of duty while serving to protect our freedom. Thank you to all the men and women who serve every day so I can lift the bar one more time, do one more pullup, sweat, fight, and claw through every workout. While doing AdamBrown there was a time during the second round when I wanted to set the 295# deadlift down and not pick it up. I thought of how Adam would give anything to do one more deadlift. We have many service members at our gym. Recently, Jason May went off for amphibious reconassaince training. Bad Ass. Andy and Jon in the Marines, Justin and his team of firefighters. Everyday I work next to true heroes. I thank each and every one of you for what you do for us. Ten bucks to whoever can make it through this video without crying.



"ADAMBROWN"

Two rounds for time of:
295 pound Deadlift, 24 reps
24 Box jumps, 24 inch box
24 Wallball shots, 20 pound ball
195 pound Bench press, 24 reps
24 Box jumps, 24 inch box
24 Wallball shots, 20 pound ball
145 pound Clean, 24 reps
31:40 rx

Navy Chief Special Warfare Operator (SEAL) Adam Lee Brown, 36, of Hot Springs, Arkansas, was killed on March 17th, 2010 in Komar Province, Afghanistan, in a battle against heavily armed militants. He is survived by his wife, Kelley, two children, Nathan and Savannah, and by his parents.

"I Need a Hero"
1 round of Badger
30 squat cleans 95#
30 pullups
Run 800M

1/3 of Heavy Randy
25 Power Snatches 95#

5 rounds of Nate
2 Muscle ups
4 HSPU
6 KB Swings 32kg

1 round of Ryan
7 muscle ups
21 Burpees (over a 12" parallet)

22:08 RX

In honor of Navy Chief Petty Officer Mark Carter, 27, of Virginia Beach, VA who was killed in Iraq 11 December 2007. (Badger)

Randy Simmons, 51, a 27 year LAPD veteran and SWAT team member was killed February 6 in the line of duty.

Chief Petty Officer Nate Hardy was killed Sunday February 4th during combat operations in Iraq. Nate is survived by his wife, Mindi, and his infant son Parker.

Maplewood, Missouri Firefighter, Ryan Hummert, 22, was killed by sniper fire July 21st 2008 when he stepped off his fire truck responding to a call. He is survived by his parents Andrew and Jackie Hummert.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Sometimes You Just Can't Win


So I am probably going to get in big trouble for writing this blog but I feel that this is an important topic to discuss. It has nothing to do with Crossfit, diet, training, exercise, or fitness. This has to do with the battle between husband and wife. It all started yesterday. During the course of my day, I check out the latest baseball scores on mlb.com, read the newest drama in my friends' lives through FaceSpace, look at the Crossfit main page and our Springfield page at least 139 times, and last but not least, I check out the latest news on cnn.com. Yesterday's site was littered with updates on BP, the Gulf, Lindsay Lohan, and A-Rod trying in vain to hit 600. At the very bottom was a story titled '"Sugarbabe favors negotiated infidelity" Could letting your man sleep with another woman help your relationship?'

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/08/03/negotiated.infidelity/index.html?npt=NP1

So right now I'm already an asshole for even reading the article but I wanted a good laugh and I love having good material to discuss with Uli as he struggles through the easiest of warmups at Crossfit (There's your shoutout Uli). The bottom line of the article is this. The wife says that her husband can sleep with whomever he wants as long as he doesn't stay the night. The husband says his wife can sleep with whomever she wants as long as she doesn't spoon.
*Disclaimer: I am 110% against any such agreement. This article is a great laugh at their reasoning*
Last night after dinner my wife and I were having some fun conversation and I brought up the article which I had read earlier in the day. Surprisingly, but not serious, she looks at me and says, "If I came to you with that same proposition, could you do it?" I went wrong with the following answer: "No, honey, I am way too jealous. I could never picture you with another guy."
Her response: "So, it's not because you just love me too much or you only want to be with me, but because you are too jealous?"
Sadam Hussein was convicted over the killing of 148 people in the town of Dujail following an assassination attempt on him in 1982. Not because of the hundreds of thousands he murdered in the Nineties when the US stormed Iraq. Not for any other war crimes other than 148 people he killed 30 years ago. Could the courts have had him executed for other larger, more obvious reasons? Yes. However, that one reason was all they needed. Case above; could I have used a thousand other reasons why I would never agree to the proposition? You bet. I threw out one reason and it bit me in the ass. The rest of the night, she just smirked and rolled her eyes at me, occasionally jabbing me with, "I'm glad you're jealous and its not just because you love me." I'm just glad my wife has a bigger sense of humor than I do. At least she pounds my face with kisses when she has me up against the ropes.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Pressure Turns Coal to Diamonds

In 2008, Thomas Beatie became the first male to become pregnant. In July of 2010, I followed in his footsteps by completing a Crossfit workout wearing a 50lb weight vest and a giant pillow under my shirt. The result? Humbling. People have been asking me if I'm getting nervous about having a kid. Nervous? No. Anxious? Yes. Pressure? Definitely. I met Jalah when she was on her final stages of potty training. She can hold a casual conversation with the most difficult politicians and discuss religions with the highest order clergy. And she can count to twenty five in Spanish but occasionally forgets 21. So is there pressure with our second kid? Absolutely. I was pumped about having a baby boy. Last week at our baby shower, we received so many gifts to which I do not know the use for. I was too busy in Toys R Us seeing how far I could shoot the gun at barcodes instead of listening to Shan. My expectations are that Jaxx is going to pop out, win a state title, and get a full ride to college while I'm wearing a ____University sweater at fall games. I hear it doesnt work that way. Two hours of sleep at a time at night? Baby boys have bad aim?? We shouldnt have gotten white couches because of the chocolate milk kisses, dirty hands, and leaky diapers?? Are you kidding me? But I'm up for the challenge. I mean how hard can it be, right? I've raised a hamster before. I'm qualified.
Baby Jaxx Wod (broken in two ten min videos)
9 rds for time
9 pullups
9 pushups
9 air squats
then 1 body weight clean and jerk at the end.
15: something





Last week I also did a few Wods:
7 rounds
3 Squat cleans 205
4 ring handstand pushups
10:01

Helen on Steroids
Run 1200 m
63 kb swings 55#
36 pullups
Run 800 m
42 kb swings
24 pullups
Run 400 m
24 kb swings
12 pullups
23: 28 which would have placed me in the 40's at the Games. Yuck


“Twenty Minutes/Two WODs”
With a continuously running clock…
From 0-10 minutes (WOD 1), complete 3 rounds for time of:
10 Power Cleans, 185/115lb
10 Burpees
4:26
…from minutes 10-20 (WOD 2), complete the following for time:
40 KB Swings, 55/35lb
Run 800m
40 Deadlift, 185/115lb
7:4something


“CrossFit Disco”
70 Double Unders (scale with 70 Lateral Parellette Jumps)
60 KB Snatches, 24/16kg
50 Box Jumps, 24/20″
40 Wallballburpees
30 Chest-to-Bar Pull Ups
20 Clean and Jerks (power or squat), 135/85lb
10 Clapping Push Ups
20:28

“12 Pack”
Complete the following for time (12 minute time-limit for RX):
Using a 135/85lb Barbell…
12 Thruster
12 Deadlift
12 Squat clean
12 Push press
12 Hang power clean
12 Front squat
12 Push jerk
12 Hang squat clean
12 Power clean
12 Shoulder press
11:26



"Amanda"
Three rounds, 9-7- and 5 reps, for time of:
Muscle-up
135 pound Squat snatch
7:05