Monday, August 2, 2010

Pressure Turns Coal to Diamonds

In 2008, Thomas Beatie became the first male to become pregnant. In July of 2010, I followed in his footsteps by completing a Crossfit workout wearing a 50lb weight vest and a giant pillow under my shirt. The result? Humbling. People have been asking me if I'm getting nervous about having a kid. Nervous? No. Anxious? Yes. Pressure? Definitely. I met Jalah when she was on her final stages of potty training. She can hold a casual conversation with the most difficult politicians and discuss religions with the highest order clergy. And she can count to twenty five in Spanish but occasionally forgets 21. So is there pressure with our second kid? Absolutely. I was pumped about having a baby boy. Last week at our baby shower, we received so many gifts to which I do not know the use for. I was too busy in Toys R Us seeing how far I could shoot the gun at barcodes instead of listening to Shan. My expectations are that Jaxx is going to pop out, win a state title, and get a full ride to college while I'm wearing a ____University sweater at fall games. I hear it doesnt work that way. Two hours of sleep at a time at night? Baby boys have bad aim?? We shouldnt have gotten white couches because of the chocolate milk kisses, dirty hands, and leaky diapers?? Are you kidding me? But I'm up for the challenge. I mean how hard can it be, right? I've raised a hamster before. I'm qualified.
Baby Jaxx Wod (broken in two ten min videos)
9 rds for time
9 pullups
9 pushups
9 air squats
then 1 body weight clean and jerk at the end.
15: something





Last week I also did a few Wods:
7 rounds
3 Squat cleans 205
4 ring handstand pushups
10:01

Helen on Steroids
Run 1200 m
63 kb swings 55#
36 pullups
Run 800 m
42 kb swings
24 pullups
Run 400 m
24 kb swings
12 pullups
23: 28 which would have placed me in the 40's at the Games. Yuck


“Twenty Minutes/Two WODs”
With a continuously running clock…
From 0-10 minutes (WOD 1), complete 3 rounds for time of:
10 Power Cleans, 185/115lb
10 Burpees
4:26
…from minutes 10-20 (WOD 2), complete the following for time:
40 KB Swings, 55/35lb
Run 800m
40 Deadlift, 185/115lb
7:4something


“CrossFit Disco”
70 Double Unders (scale with 70 Lateral Parellette Jumps)
60 KB Snatches, 24/16kg
50 Box Jumps, 24/20″
40 Wallballburpees
30 Chest-to-Bar Pull Ups
20 Clean and Jerks (power or squat), 135/85lb
10 Clapping Push Ups
20:28

“12 Pack”
Complete the following for time (12 minute time-limit for RX):
Using a 135/85lb Barbell…
12 Thruster
12 Deadlift
12 Squat clean
12 Push press
12 Hang power clean
12 Front squat
12 Push jerk
12 Hang squat clean
12 Power clean
12 Shoulder press
11:26



"Amanda"
Three rounds, 9-7- and 5 reps, for time of:
Muscle-up
135 pound Squat snatch
7:05

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